Can you believe that??

So in the post below, I talked about crazy and dumb state laws that have to be followed. Now most of these are off the books but I have heard some customers have quoted crazy laws. So I thought I would create a list dumb, crazy laws. Here we go.

Alabama
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
Alaska
A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Arizona
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.
Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Arkansas
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union.
Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday; No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
In California it is illegal to have caller ID
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
Colorado
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
In Denver, Colorado it is illegal for Barber's to give massages to nude customers unless it is for instructional purposes.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
Bloomfield, Conn: It's against the law to eat in your car.
Devon: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited.
Delaware
“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
One may not whisper in church.
Florida
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
Women may not expose their breasts while performing “topless dancing”.
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.


That's just some of them for now. I will start up with Georgia next time around